So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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