he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
