Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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