I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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