Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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