Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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