rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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