i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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