We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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