love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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