Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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