hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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