god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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