please come you make the beer taste better
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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