we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize
