You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
