You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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