whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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