i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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