im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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