OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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