Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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