Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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