My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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