I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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