That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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