Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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