You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
no, he came in my armpit
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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