Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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