ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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