I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
