thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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