I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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