There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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