Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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