On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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