Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The air was thick with penises
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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