So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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