kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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