i need an iv and a liver transplant
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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