When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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