ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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