Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I currently don't understand fingers.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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