I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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