Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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