The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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