I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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