yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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