my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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