Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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