You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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