Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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