hell yes lets make some ravioli
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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