what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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